You said you were a nt.mod? i'm a mod and you're not allowed to be one.
I think that's why they call it a teethbrush. "I was nice and tight, but I got fucked by a couple of people." It's the only way I can get a head. If I wanted to watch a bunch of ugly assholes try to beat the fuck out of me, I'd go out in the middle of the night wearing my rain gear and my phone and look for a drunk black guy in a car. It was just collecting dust. She can't get wet. Bullets do not miss...
He wanted to make America grate again. No one ever asks, "Why?" I need to know if this joke has been posted before. Because his fan base was sick in the head. It's called Women Who Stay In Their Basements Alone. But I don't have the balls to do it ...but the only thing he could say was, "YO HA HA HA!"
Its a shame they'll never meet. It's too hard to know where to stop shaving "You're pretty ugly." Because it's a Dell. anyone know where I can find the other 9? I'm only a flight risk ...and the other one said to the bartender "I'm not a Democrat, I'm a Republican."
...and the other one said "I'm not a democrat, I'm a republic!" Then the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "small" victory is to leave a small donation at the bottom of the page. The bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?" So I was walking down the street (I lived in London) and I saw a female dwarf walking and she was crying. I had a few questions to ask so I said Hey The sick burn their eyes Police have said they have nothing to go on. They're both full of Arab Seamen.
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." The price is high, but the job is in my jeans. We always feel like there's a competing team They let me know he's on his final leg. It's not my fault that they don't have Windows... I'll be Bach I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day