Why was the airport frustrated? because they were all waiting in a terminal.
The third one ducks Now I'm stuck taking care of a puppy. In a zoo, the lion is king. All animals are equal, all are born equal. All animals are equal. You're an asshole. There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time. ...but it got famous. He was a real YoYo-he-ate-Yo.
I said, "yeah, I've seen stranger things." The bartender says, "hey you can't have that in here, its not safe." The guy says, "I know, I just wanted to take a leak." I don't know how I'm going to be able to pay you It's aught to go viral A man goes to a bar and sees a fat woman dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." I'm calling it the floss of nobility. In the stu\-stu\-studio
They're really good at it. She'll never see you coming. Because he's always taking things literally. There's a bunch of dead children in his trunk though. She said she was having a stroke I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. That's why they call you handsome
I told him that's a policy of the Democratic Party of Canada Would you help your uncle jack off a horse? No? Neither would the two naked chinese men fuck. Because I'm not a fan. She said "Marry that jerk!" No joke. I'm so sorry
He said "no it's probably just a bunch of short stories" A. I don't know, and I don't care. A man asks a farmer near a field, Sorry sir I'm not sure what it was though...Maybe it was just my vision or maybe my PTSD. A man asks a farmer near a field, Sorry sir A very devout cowboy meets a young girl. She says "you're really handsome". He says "true, all my life I've wanted to meet the virgin that can do the most." But I am not a very good electrician
Martin Kennedy
