Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
Because they have big fingers I'm pretty sure they're calling it the "Lickalotapuss". He was being too hard on the gas. I will never hear the end of it Because he kneaded a poo They are both old, overused and full of shit. A man walks in to a bar and sees a sign that says "we take Indian education very seriously, we pay our employees $400 every week, we have a health insurance plan, and we even have a pension plan. He walks up to the bartender and asks "what the hell is this" The bartender replies "oh, we have a very serious alcohol problem at our establishment. The alcoholiest members of our community are given a beer and a $20 bill to throw out the waste. Those of you who are saving for retirement are given $100 to throw out the waste. The plan is being run by the 7th floor, where there are no windows. The community members who are out there working are given $100. The rest of us are given $200 to throw the money out." The man says "that sounds great, but why is the contribution to the health care and pension plans going to be so insignificant?" So the bartender replies "that's the plan" A copper. It's my favourite day of the year.
I've never had a beef with one. A man gets a call from his doctor saying his wife is having an affair and he needs to come to the hospital to treat her. When he arrives he and the wife are both naked in bed. The husband puts his wife on the bed and goes into the room, while the wife rolls over on the bed. The doctor comes in, it's a woman in her late 40's, and asks the husband to get dressed and put on his pajamas so he can go home. The husband replies, "I cant. I have a wife." Because people are dying to get in there. Because it was a low low Y off. They can't even So I lit my cock on fire. I'm not sure if I should call the police or come out there myself. Oh yeah, you want the whole Bakery up to this day? The first black person to ever claim that he was a fried chicken in America.
When you have to chew before you swallow. It's a piece of cake Now it's all sticky. It's the only way I'll see my family again. A man walks into a bar. He starts drinking a beer. Another man walks in, and starts drinking a beer. Then a third man walks into the bar, orders a beer, and starts drinking it. The first man says "Hey, you can be everywhere, man." The third man replies "I don't know, man. Everybody's f*cked up at the same time." They're both full of hot air He was a real leg-greeter Nothing, they're both full of hot air. Homeless
A mopster You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I should probably get myself a new fence. The only thing cooler than me being able to read her lips is my hearing aids. And the only thing cooler than me being able to drive over her is getting her to swallow. She wanted to be a tennis star, but she couldn't get to be one. Brigham Young I'm a big fan. It's the only way I can watch the Boston Marathon. Because they're not of the same size
I'm a huge fan! It was an open and shut case. I said, It's 2017 You can buy a bag of popcorn for $1.75, or you can eat your snack for $1.75. The one that gives the most popcorn is the bag that's given away free. A foolproof stool. The Japanese are coming out of the cave But I don't understand why they can't just be called women for short I said yes, but she still hasn't called me that since then She's a 10, but she's imaginary.