Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
Two brothers, ages 10 & 8, decide its time they learn how to use cuss words. The 10 year old says I'm gonna say Ass and you're gonna say Damn". Both brothers are excited Fortunately, we were able to pick up a few friends & have a blast! He had a reptile dysfunction. They would be good at gaslighting. He would be a sheet metal. They're so full of themselves They did unspeakable things to me.
I'd tell you, but it's a little skimpy. Sorry He was an absolute unit. Because they are always standing on the deck It's a trick question. They can't find the right angle. They both have their back to the netherworld. Scrap and drop the bait
The man says "I'm not sure, but I can definitely make one of them come." I'll be Bach It was a shit show. You know, for when you need to have a good RUNNING. A man was in a bar one night and he saw a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. He went up to her and said "you look like a 10 year old boy!" The woman was flattered and replied "you really don't look like a 10 year old boy." The man went back to his drink and told the woman that he looked like a 21 year old. The woman was pissed and said "you really don't look like a 21 year old!" The man went back to his drink and told the woman that he looked like a 25 year old. The woman was so upset she reached into her purse and took out her debit card to withdraw the amount necessary for the man. When the man paid his bill, the woman asked "why did you get raped by a 20 year old?" The man replied, "I couldn't drink that much vodka." Robbin' Hood. So they can manage with as much cash as possible!
1) Never tell anyone everything you know Because she was a woman But it's too cheesy I told her she can go fuck herself. Because they are always stuffed. You can't beat the meat. Doctor: You have Chronic Dysfunction!
I mean, I could go on Reddit and have the most upvoted joke ever! Because they are not allowed to run in the halls. Turns out she was a fucking psycho and I was fucking nuts. but they don't accept returns. They said he had a bad attitude ... I couldn't find a manual. He was playing in a Russian flag.
The first man says, I think I'll have an H2O" It's called a philharmonicat. But I don't have the balls to do it. Because he was outstanding in his field. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." I guess you could say I am a cereal killer. He knows it's wrong, but he thinks it's Humerus.