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What's the worst thing that has happened to you so far in 2017?

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I guess it's only fitting that I was still able to get a perfect score on my ACT. I'm not coming in this morning. Aubrey Huff Because it makes your dick look HUUGE! I just can't put my finger on it. ...and then I got a divorce. Apparently they prefer to be called "Happily Ever After People" instead. She says it's just a phase.

Because they get jalapeno business! I just can't get over it. I don't know if it's the name of the song. If you can't come, let me know. And then I saw her face For Hispanic attacks I said "Yeah man, I've seen some shit". It's a shame they'll never meet!

We need to build a wall. Especially when it's a toddler. I guess you could say he's myuttinout rival. Not enough sand. At least I don't have Alzheimer's. Because I haven't been at a grocery store in 15 years. He was outstanding in his field. Because they're the only ones who can keep their shit together

I asked if she knew who Joseph it was. He said, "Yes, but I am Joseph the Carpenter." I really don't get how they can feed themselves with that thing! They charged me with a salt and battery. bob Because it's too hard to see the big picture They're the wurst. I guess you could call it an accident.

They're both thinking, "oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me." Her tits. The chicken has a new toe, but the duck still has a toe. ...oh wait, never mind I said: Why doc? Is it my fault? An Asp-burger I was studying abroad. the coast is clear.

Their personalities. but it's the thot that counts. I'd have an obscure amount and a Czech one too. Czech one too. In-N-Out. He was a real cheapskate when it came to his money. He always wanted to take more. I'd have an obscure amount. A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the line that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

Author: Photo of author Caio Moody Caio Moody
Published on June 8, 2022
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