What's the difference between a jewish parent and a jewish rapist? the last person they fucked was white.
You've got a friend in me They were all boys, but they tasted different. It's now called Thai Won. They both stick Their Lips in Chicks He's going to have to get a LOT of help for his Christmas decorations. Because they don't know the words. So, I went to the bathroom this morning and saw that I had a new doctor So, I went to the bathroom this morning and saw that I had a new doctor. The bartender says "what's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says "YAR! It's been drivin' me nuts."
It's all about how you say the first two letters of each sentence. Cuz it's missing two letters. They are both a pain in the ass. They're always tripping balls But I still can't figure out why I was being asked to do the dishes. It's a game changer They can't Forgive each other. It's the best place to trade stolen content for gold! A Moo-slim.
Because they're not Haloweeners... I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. They've got nothing to fear, but a fear of what? It's called a small arms race. I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried,especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again She's not very good at it. especially when they're deployed in the middle of nowhere. I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?" One man in the crowd then yells, "I can't believe it. I've been sleeping with your wife for two years, and first you didn't say anything about it, then you didn't say anything, now you just spit on the dirt."
"I'm just not a very good electrician." They're both fucking close to water He was 2 against 1 I said, "No, it's just cucumber." Now it's a German meme that I can't get out of my head. A man was walking along a beach when he found an old bottle. He decided to open it and find out what was in the bottle. As he did, a genie appeared and said he was a genie and granted him three wishes. The man made his first wish. "I wish I had a big beach house." The genie snapped his fingers and poof! The man had a big beach house. The second wish was that he had a huge yacht. The genie made his wish and the man flew with the yacht. The third wish was that the man had sex with the genie. The man thought for a minute and said, "I don't want the house anymore. My wife is going to leave me." He said I don't know how I'm going to show him the ropes. It was tense. A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman he ever saw boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, Business trip or pleasure?"
She said "I was going to eat that later, but now it's just going to taste like carrots" A pimp. It was a piece of cake. Because it's four-farty. I don't know, but it sure is a mistress! But I changed my mind The bartender says, "What is this, some kinda joke?" I don't know how I'll ever be able to repay you. She was in the middle of 9/11.