What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar

I'm sorry, but I don't think that's the way to tell your kid that he's adopted. I should really start sleeping with my mouth closed. He should have a good sense of tumor. They were not the brightest of the bunch. I can't believe it's not butter anymore! ...and the barman says, "What is this, some kinda joke?"
The pen-cil squad. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' I'm gonna call it the "No-Bell Day" He said it was a stroke of genius It's the second highest form of flattery. With a crowbar.
A friend of mine had one of those experiences when he fell into a black hole. A diamond in the ruff. It's the best place to trade stolen content for gold! I guess you could say the re-publicanization rate is pretty high A brick He had the shape of a whale and the eyes of a dolphin.
The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?" Because she's dead In little Nazis! I sat down with my dad to discuss it, and he said, "Because it's the only time you'll hear it." I told him he should try brewing it with water. He's always asking for money
