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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench can support a family.

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I'm not sure if I should come prepared. It's a must-have in every black neighborhood Goddamnit, I'm never going to fall for that crap again. I'm only familiar with 12 steps. Manuel But I don't have the balls to do it I'd have $2 and a lot of counterfeits A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door, he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted. The next morning he woke up, and very upset. He began to search for the old man's daughter but soon found her alone in the bathroom. Puzzled, he asked her if she had seen him. "Yes," she said, "I saw you last night." "What happened?" he asked. "Well, I'm sorry to have disturbed you, but I have to tell you that I'm dying of thirst. I've been searching the whole of China, but I have found nothing. I don't expect to find anything this evening." "Well, I'm sure to find something," he said, "but first you must tell me how you got your beard so long." The young man explained, "When I was a young lad, I was on a ship that sailed the seas. I was alone one of the crew. I was looking for a hiding spot and a large knife. I'm glad I didn't get caught, because a bird shit in my face, and I've been looking for that knife all morning." "The bird washer broke, so you're not looking for a missing knife." He made a proclamation

I can't help feeling that she's only in it for the $$. Cuz he's a fungi They eat the chicken He was a font of poo I'm a fairy tale turd. A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets." He was having a mid life crisis. The teacher asked her students to use the word contagious" in a sentence. When you can see it in its entirety before you see it.

They're both a cracker. It's because they're so good at it It's a game changer. Because you're a 1/10. Because they're already in bread. Bison I can't wait to see how big my puppy is going to grow! Liquor in the front and poker in the back. A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound.The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." Distraught, the man is forced to leave.Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again.The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk."The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk."The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks."In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception."The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound."The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door."The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond.Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door!With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound......But, of course, I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

They got me a Rolex. It's really neat, and very expensive. I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch." ...and doesn't. But when I do, he laughs He's a real cunt-roller. And it was STILL raining! He asked if I had any books on suicide. I said "yeah, there's one in the library". but I'm the only one who actually pays for it! I'm not. Bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve food here."

Triggernometry When she was in high school in the 90s, she used to roll down the window and say "breath in." But I don't think it will land. He's the only one with common scents. I really hope it's Todd, he's cute Because they're dead. He was a real mom-laugh We don't know where home is We just keep the tips

He did not like the taste of his own medicine I guess she was catching up. I'm not a fan. He said "no thanks, I'm not going to do it". I know the drill. It was a real eye-opener A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" I say: "They should have put a ring on it." He has to take a shit before the doctor.

Author: Photo of author Kaydon Sullivan Kaydon Sullivan
Published on June 8, 2022
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