😂 Funny Dank Memes for Spicy Indian Palates 🇮🇳

What kind of phone does a vampire use? a mobile phone.

Share: Reddit Share Tweet Pinterest Tumblr
What kind of phone does a vampire use? a mobile phone. funny dank indian meme feature image

Thank you for your cervix. She's all-white. Three men are in the middle of a desert. One is an American, one is a South African, and the other is a New Zealander. They find a lamp and rub it. A genie appears and offers them each one wish. The American asks for a wall around the entire country. Poof! A wall appears around the entire country, and the genie disappears. The South African asks for a wall around all of Africa. Poof! A wall appears around all of Africa, and the genie disappears. The New Zealander asks for a wall surrounding the whole world. Poof! Around the whole world, and the genie disappears. The last man, still amazed, asks what the wall is for. The genie says, "It is to protect New Zealand from any attack from sea, land, and air." The man asks, "Whatland?" A purse Cause it was two-tired. I'm not going to eat a chicken that comes with a legume. He was a little behind.

Because he's a Crip-tree. So I decided to get me a little sister. The man says well, what do you expect, I was in a free zone! I don't know why, I just feel like it's pretty *lit*. They're both always looking for new Clued-In textbooks. I don't know, and I don't care. They always get the Wong guy.

I'm a cereal entrepreneur. They're always up to something... Lol Which is why I'm so worried about the Stasi. But my girlfriend insists it's dyslexia. They're motherfuckers You could say that I'm a no-sphere-cat.

I always go for 21 but I always hit on 14 ...and his friend asks "is the bar tender here?" ?? Because he's never gonna give you Up. Around the world in seventy days. They have the same middle name. Go for the juggler!

Author: Photo of author Lorelei Hebert Lorelei Hebert
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: laugh tinfoil hat pollution hash

Related Funny Dank Memes for Spicy Indian Palates:

Link to related funny dank indian meme: I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just dividend.

I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just dividend.

Link to related funny dank indian meme: Did you just have to go out of your way to do it?

Did you just have to go out of your way to do it?

Link to related funny dank indian meme: What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.

What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.

Link to related funny dank indian meme: What do you call a person who steals a clock? a time stealt.

What do you call a person who steals a clock? a time stealt.

Link to related funny dank indian meme: How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*