What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
I don't know if it's because they're all idiots or just some kind of average person. I just don't see it. An Ass-fit They're in a jam. He looked confused when I handed him a glass of water. His dog was still attached to his leg. A faggette
The bartender asks "what can I get you Mr. President?" I was so excited to find out that he was texting me. I didn't know that she was in the PARENTS GUIDE room. They both like digging up old shit. A stick. A jetpack.
I just say that the steaks are so damn high. Because the last Clinton presidency left a very bad taste in her mouth. It was, hands down, the best piece of ash I've ever put my hands on. So I told him to sit down and shut up. I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. They know they are getting old, and they want to look young and beautiful again. So they decide to start taking their clothes off for a change. The first girl takes off her underwear, the second one takes off her underwear, the third girl takes off her underwear. One girl says to the other "What are you doing, we've only got one". The other girl says "well I don't think we're going to get far with this". The third girl says "I've got one hell of a big ass". The other girls says "what do you mean, we've got three inches...". The other girl says "Oh! I just got your underwear back!"
A bear walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "why the long face?" He said "No, they have the same price." No matter how much I tried to get away, I couldn't get my coffee grounds out of the ground. When she was done, she handed me the gun and the money. Black Matter Lives It's the only way I'll ever get into medical school
Ereptile disfunction He's such a wisecracker. As we were leaving the office a car pulled in behind a tree. The officer who pulled him over said, You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." A: A pitchfork. The first couple of chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons