What is something that starts with f and ends with uck? fuck
One day a blond walks up to the bar and sees an old man sitting at the other end, he asks if he can buy him a drink. The old man looks at the woman and says "I'll take a drink" the blonde immediately left. The next day the same blonde walked up to the bar and saw the old man again, she asks if she can buy him a drink and he tells her "I'll take a drink" she leaves and goes home. The following day the same blonde walks up to the bar and sees him and goes "I'll take a drink" the old man looks at the woman and goes "ladies I would like the same thing as you did yesterday but I have to ask, what the hell does your hair stand for?" So I put her in my car, drove it into a wall and had my revenge by driving my wife into a wall. An elderly lady in Louisiana owned a lollipop shop. She was always very competitive and one day she came up to me and she said, "I've got a fathered chick in the back waiting for me!" So she gets a lollipop, takes one out, hands it to me and I said, "Well, give her your number." She said, "You know, I'd give her mine." I said, "You know, I'd give her mine too." She said, "No, I'd give hers to her father." Then I realized she was talking about her daughter. After that, he became the real Buck-Erdogan With only 2 nuts, a sausage, and a coke left, I can make a really lean meal You can call me O'Flaherty. Cooking, cleaning, and 69 a loby-cat!
I'm finally emasculated. He was never on your side. The first one orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third one says a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the fourth one does the same, the bartender pours two beers and says: "You idiots, everybody knows that half of you are idiots." They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns Why did nobody tell him about the Swedish inter-mission? He was a great doctor. Little Johnny came home from school one day, and told his Dad that he learned a new word at school. "Wisdom", said Johnny. His dad said, "What do you call someone who can use wisdom to solve their problems?" Johnny thought for a moment and then answered, "Well, I would call him an idiot, Dad." Johnny's dad said, "No, you are, Johnny. I'd call him a fool, but he would be a good idiot." Johnny's dad said, "Why do you say that?" Johnny said, "Well, he would be an idiot if he didn't know that he was fooling around with your mom." Sister Mabel
The Americans, British, and the English are sitting in a restaurant, and they agree that they should get a weapon each. The Brits bring a sword, and the Americans bring a sledge hammer. The Brits ask the Americans, "Why do we have a sledge hammer?" The Americans reply, "We have so much in our country, we just can't carry it all!" The Brits then ask the Americans, "Then what about you?" The Americans reply, "Well, we have so much in our country, we just can't carry it all!" The Brits then asks the American, "What about us?" The American replies, "Well, we have so much in our country, we just can't even carry it!" I was so shocked I nearly tripped over my cock. I guess they are always up to something. But it's fucking close to water I'm only surprised it took off It's the thot that counts. The man says to the bartender, "what is this, some kind of joke?" I dont know, but i heard hes a real handful!
They both have a hunch. He has a cockatoo Barackoli He went to the doctor a day later and said "I can't feel my legs". The doctor asked "Where the hell do you keep them?" The old man replied "In the closet" Turns out, she's a terrible vacuum cleaner. Because I don't want to go to your house. I heard it's fucking nuts I mean, they're both fucking close to water
I mean, I think they're pretty poppy about some of the stuff. I'm not sure if it's because of the stress of being a single mother or just the stress of not being able to keep a job. The girl replies, "There's a cuddlefish under your pillow." But I'm pretty sure I can get used to it. No hard feelings. Because you're a joke There's a clock on the stove I'm not sure if I should go to work this morning....
It's a good thing I did, because I fell right off the watchtower. I've got so many eggs in one casket. The most successful female athlete in the NBA. Fold it in half He was looking for a tight seal. I was a little overwhelmed. They've both got a little behind. They're both fucking close to water.