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What do you call a woman with a lens? she who has husband.

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A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kid!" And then it hit me Because they have a lot of experience in Husbandry. I've never had a beef with them Because he was outstanding in his field. Because their knee grows I've never had a lentil on my chest. When I woke up, my pillow was gone. "You're fired."

Just Juan We're a really tight ticket The Boy Scout comes back from camp. A man asks a farmer near a field, Sorry sir I guess I'm just not good at math He said, "Narnia business". The steaks were too high. And a table, and a chair. Would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?

He's a small medium at large. They're both a little drunk. A chevauro. Seedling. But I have no idea how they got in there. Shit in her cunt! ... it was a real dead-end job. A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?' A dally llama

A man is walking home from a bar and sees a sign in a window that says "glass and wine added to the carton". He asks the bartender what the special is. The bartender says "Well, it's a contest of sorts. It's a glass of wine, and a glass of beer, and it's all up on the wall. What you put in the glass first, and the other one?" The man says "I don't know. It's been so long since I've had a drink, but I guess the first one wins." The bartender says "you know, I've never heard of this contest. What is it?" The man says "Well, there are three people in the glass. First is a professional boxer, and he's eating 8 slices of bread. Second is a professional wrestler, and he's doing 10 push-ups. And the third is this little old lady that is sitting on a wheelchair. How old is she?" The bartender says "I'm sorry, but she's disabled." "In that case, I'll take a glass of wine." The man says "no, you don't understand. You see, I have a glass of Chardonnay right here." And then the bartender says, "I'm sorry but you must have a reservation." The man asks, "what is a reservation?" The bartender says "you must not spread the chardonnay all over the bar." The man yells "why not? You help me get drunk." The bartender says "you're helping me get drunk? No one ever asks for a reservation." The man says "nobody ever asks for a glass of Chardonnay on a Bar Mitzvah." They said, "It's a dick move." Let me just say, a house of horrors is where the mouse is He was Stalin Because I'm really into myself, and into my clothes. Phone her.... He was drinking coffee before it was cool. I guess that's why they call him the Supreme Reader. When I used them to play sax.

MOOD He was an ex-terminator He was a master-baiter. He said "I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision." They all ordered a pint of beer and the bartender asks them if they would all like to finish in a minute. The Scottish man replies "I don't think so, I have a wife and kids". The Irishman replies "I wouldn't dream of leaving home for another pint of beer". The English man says "I don't think I should be surprised, a homeless man once drank 20 pints of beer". Because it's a gunna be queen or a gunna be queen-bassist He's in denial. I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket. I said, "I don't know. I never met herbivore."

I said, "I'm not sure if that's true or not, but I'll be damned if I don't eat at McDonalds anytime soon." That's why I'm in prison. You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball. Because they are not PC I'm glad to be in the 1% They've lost a few pounds lately. but I can only think of Juan. Because he's never gonna give you 'Up.' I'm sorry. But I'm really not happy.

Author: Photo of author Arda Avalos Arda Avalos
Published on June 8, 2022
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