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What do you call a juror who acquits someone without a case? a verdict in the case.

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He was a war hero and he gave his life to his country. This is why we have WWII. They can only cover so much with a blue bandana. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?" They're pretty good at it. They don't have a home page The other boy said, "Yeah, but at least he's a couple of inches taller." It was for a test called "Top Trumps", and the teacher thought to herself, "I know Bob's real when he's drunk." It's so easy, you can do it with a Swahiliword I'm pretty sure it's the second coming.

I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it. My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I told her I was just beating a dead horse. Because they're bastards They are both close to water. They both eat nuts. Because if they fell forwards, they would fall inside the boat. They eventually got tired of all the hummus. It said "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Because they're in sects...

I have a very good oedipal relationship. A man is in therapy talking about his OCD and his ADD. The therapist says, "oh I see what your problem is, you keep pressing these buttons all the time and you're hitting them at exactly the wrong time". The man says "oh no I'm perfectly normal, I'm just under a lot of stress". The therapist says "well then I need to see a doctor about your symptoms". The man says "oh no I'm perfectly normal, but I don't mind the doctor, I want to know if I'm OCD or ADD." Because they came from another planet. Because the sample size was too small You're a pizza delivery guy Her mother was in the pen and the father was in the middle. Because of all the sandwiches there. He's the only one who isn't afraid to die A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''

Because the only one who can say "no" in Italian is the mother. The initial answer of "How much?" is "I don't know." And the bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve your kind here." There was a man who had a wife and a son. One day, the son was playing down in the woods and saw the wife carrying a freshly dead cow. The son asked his father, "Why is the cow dead?" The father said, "She's dead, but she's better than a dead cow." The next day the son woke up and he went to see his father. "Why is the cow dead?" The father said, "The cow's dead, but she's better than a dead cow." The next day the son went to see his father again, and the father was in the kitchen cooking. "Why is the cow cooking?" The mother says, "She's cooking, but she's better than a dead cow." The next morning the son went to see his father and the father said, "Why the heck is the cow cooking?" The son said, "She told me she was going to cook." It's a terrible thing that makes a lot of people very angry. He's always trying to pull his leg. They're both black holes that suck up everything. Because they are a root-tensterer. ..she told me I can't have any kids in her basement.

Author: Photo of author Ottilie Sparks Ottilie Sparks
Published on May 15, 2022
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