What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist.
It was a shih tzu. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The first one says, I'll have some H2O." The second one says I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus. It's not hard. But she was just pulling my leg. After all, the concept of "losing your head over a short span of time" is pretty cringy. A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor
She had to be baptized in the pacific ocean. She looked at me and said "what?" I guess you could say that they're all the same. They're both hard to get to sleep after smoking Cocaine. A pregnant woman. They're both fucking immature assholes. ...and then a table... and then a chair. They don't know where home is.
No one was home He said it was a light snack So I mistook it as a sign. That's why I avoid my best friend for dinner. He was a little shellfish. But when I do, he laughs I'll have to get up and find a new one I can't stop hitting my head
I told him I would be fine, I just got the Lasik! So I was going down on my girlfriend and eating her out, when I tried to jerk off I had a slight reaction and she said "what the fuck are you doing?" I immediately apologized and said "I'm sorry honey, I just can't jerk off" and said "that's fine, I can give you a blowjob" I would have chosen Kevin Spacey, he is much better in the art. He took a lot of time. A man and a woman are in a car driving down a road when the car breaks down on a dirt path. They get out of the car and start walking to the edge of the road. Then a stranger jumps out of the bushes and says "Hey, you can have my car!" The man and woman look at the stranger and then go back to the car. The stranger says "No, you have to give me the car!" The man and the woman continue walking. The stranger says "Look, you have to give me your car!" The man and the stranger get into the car. The stranger says "Look, I'll prove it to you. I'll jump out the bushes you two are walking on and I'll come back in and I don't have to be tied to you." The man and the woman agree. The stranger jumps out the bushes and yells "Hey! I'm not a real man!" The woman says "I told you, I'm a beautiful woman with a perfect body!" The man looks at the woman and then glances at the woman and says "Nah, I'm not a man. I'm a carpenter." They're pretty much my nemesis I thought that was a pretty fair description of the kind of guy I was having sex with. I was really excited, until I realized I was so much taller than her
He told me he was a little chili. It's called the Iphone SEX A man is having a tough day. He gets home after a long hard day at work and hears some noises in his bedroom. He walks in to his bedroom to see his wife in bed with another man. When he confronts her she says she can't because she's trying to take his lamps out of the attic. The man angrily tells the woman he can't because he's married. The woman asks "what's the matter with the attic? I'm trying to take your lamps out of the attic!!" The man replies "The attic? I have no laundry room, the only place around is your wardrobe!" ...because its farting. It was a nasty situation I could never find a good human replacement She said, "Yes, they're waiting for the heck of it!" I haven't touched it in years.