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Thotful They never have beef with anyone. But I'm still working on it. I'll call it "Cinderella Meets the Prince" A man and his wife are having sex and he says "come on now, let's mount on the bed and do it". So the man climbs on the bed and does the deed. Then his wife says "what do you think you're doing? We're done". He says "I'm only halfway there". The priest says "how far do you think I can kick this bucket". They both like to crack open a cold one I don't know but they sure do make a mean cup of tea. A puppy with a harelip

It's the same shit, different day. It was a wholemeal. They were both so good that they let their wives go. I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face. After they finish, he turns to her and says, "Honey, tell me something that you learned this weekend." She thought for a moment and says, "I learned how to enjoy a little cross between two desserts: A big cup of coffee and a little crepe." The film had a great cast, which the director was very proud of. The film's plot was very convoluted. The story was about a man who was in a coma. A nurse was giving him a treatment when all of a sudden he started to speak. The nurse was amazed. "Oh honey! I never saw anything like that!" The director said. "Well, it's an inside joke." Because he was a dirty double crosser. Because every time I tell them I'm vegan they get more aggravated. Because it is the only toy I can turn on.

We all know what happened in the movie "Duel". You only need one nail to hang the painting. There was a plane carrying 600 bricks. One of them jumped out. How many bricks were left? ( L) 499. (N) How did the remaining brick get stuck? (S) ... You can't beat it! So that superstitions can turn into realities. Please don't kill me. A threesome It was a high steaks business. I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

You put it up its butt. And nobody else wanted to do it. Fingerprints. I don't know how I feel about that. Because it can't be suede. After all, it's very well practiced. Because it's the first date A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" A priest and a rabbi are walking in a forest when they are captured by a tribe. The leader of the tribe says to them, "If you pass the three trails, we will let you off. But if you fail, we'll kill you." The priests think it over for a while and see no way out of their captivity. Finally, the priest asks the rabbi what to do. The rabbi replies, "pass the three trails first. If he fails, we'll kill you." So the priest, without hesitation, accepts the challenge. He walks up the first trail and is immediately shot dead by arrows. He then walks up the second trail and is shot dead by arrows. He then walks up the third trail and is completely safe returned to the tribe. The other two tribesmen then ask the priest what he did wrong. The priest replies, "I don't know, I just found the gun first."

I'm just not sure how to do it. It was a real slap in the faith. A walk The first one is a Goodyear. It's a banner year. The first one is a Goodyear. It's a banner year. Because they taste funny. Meowi The first orders a pint of vodka. The second orders half a pint of vodka. The third orders a fifth of a pint of vodka and the fourth orders a sixth of a pint of vodka. The bartender stops them, pours them 2 pints of vodka and says "Vodka is a solid drink here. I'll give you a 6th tonight if you tell me why you ordered it." The fourth guy says "My wife and I were out on a date and she invited me to go downtown and she said we should do something sexy to a parked car" Its not that hard

He said I'm a freelancer. He was too busy admiring his tackle. But the second mouse gets the cheese A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" Cuz it says, "You are a piece of shit!" Not enough cement. They were the first to use mass produced technology. A man goes to a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going?" She says, "Oh I'm having a ball." He responds, "No kidding, what's up?" She says, "My boyfriend is coming over for dinner and I'm setting up for him to come home. Then I'm going to give him the best blow job of his life." The man is taken aback, but decides to humor her and asks, "What's the catch?" She responds with a smile, "If I get a boner, you're not going to get the ball." I'm not sure I'll be able look at her in the same light ever again.

Author: Photo of author Arabella Logan Arabella Logan
Published on June 8, 2022
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