What do you call a gay dinosaur? a megasaurass
You've got a friend in me. but it's hard. I told him I'm in as a single dad. ...the only thing left that I could get someone to do is drop and crack the case. I'm not a big metal fan. He said he didn't want to be a Major
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!" Urine trouble The bench can support a family of four Because the grass tickles their balls. He's a small medium at large. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive champagne I have. She sent me a note, "I cannot believe that you sent me a cassis champagne - it was not well received."
They're both thinking, "Oh my God, my mom's going to kill me!" He said, You mean the wheel chair?"" What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing It's extremely rare. A shitty one. It's called "Greenland's Government."
I'm not sure I have ever seen a president so honest. I'm never hearing them say "help" Hence the name reddit. I have my own diet that I can support for years. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough. Because they're dead.
But I don't know about that. You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it. I said, Why? The sun is shining on us." He says, Sure But it was just a Fanta sea A flat minor
It's just something I can see myself doing But he didn't know the answer so he asked the teacher. The teacher said it was a case specific. You know they'll swallow I'm not a mourning person. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. It's called "I Can Make Your Hands Flap"
Huey Salas
