What do you call a donkey that doesn't fart? a dingo!
He was getting pretty desperate for a friend. He was just too far out man. ...I would be a cakewalker. The first man says to the other "How do you drive this thing?" A family reunion. ... I think she's just over-ejaculating. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring. You can get $10 for a hooker. ...and then it dawned on me.
He had a few too many and then he passed out. When he came to, he was in a hospital bed. The doctor and the nurse were looking at him. The nurse said, "There's nothing wrong with you, just a little bit too much coffee." Pfft. I mean, I just can't seem to get a girlfriend. So I told him, "I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to break up with you." The rest of the house needs cleaned too It doesn't have windows It's called "Pun in, 10 dead" Because they're always shooting blanks. And she said "I'm down, I'm down"
A quarter pounder with cheese But when I do, he laughs You see, they say that the best thing about a bad golfer is their vision. If it's not a hole in the ground it's a custardy battle. Me: That's the spirit! I guess shes in for a shock. A boy scout comes home from camp. He's a small medium at large. So he could C Sharp.
...but it was a bit racey. The way they blow up at unexpected intervals. It was a great ice breaker I like to cum in the middle of the night, and not on the table of my wife He told me, "I'm not a very good conductor." but I never got it. I told her, "I'm not a very good conductor." I guess they are good at making an impact You take the S from Safe and the F from Way
It's pretty nuts. She was looking for a purse. He lay awake at night, wondering if there really was a dog... I said "don't worry about it." He was pretty heavy so I had to set him down because he was just that much But I'm not sure how to start it off Because Muslims don't know they're supposed to pray five times a day. A simple needle tip. I guess you could say they are in a constant state of Sardinia.
Cuz they can't even. Columbus Day Parade. They're not allowed to run in the hallway. But I'm not sure how to start it off He says it's a rock you stick in your shoe and it makes you look beautiful I'm sorry for your loss, you can have yours now. I guess I'll have to spread my legs now. The one with the smaller μ (pronounced mew). I have a friend who's a dwarf and he's really struggled to put food on the table.
Ishika Woodcock
