What do you call a dinosaur with three eyes? doyouthinkhesaurus
A lot of the time it's locked up tight! The rest of the letters come aughter it. He was too far out, man. She said, "I've never been hugged before." So I hugged her, and now she won't cry. She asked why I didn't just say "yes". When the police arrived at the scene, a woman was arrested for assault with Intent. In the end, he came around...
..and the barber whispers to his customer. 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.' The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?' The boy takes the quarters and leaves. 'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!' Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?' The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!' It's not hard. Your mom can't take a joke Because the rest of the letters are not-E's. except the E. They're time consuming! Come in.
You know, on one hand it feels really good As I was walking home from work, I saw a young man in the middle of a field abusing a tractor. I walked up to him and punched him right in the face. Nobody treats a tractor like that, not on my watch. So I took him to a restaurant. A black man, a Mexican, and a white man were walking down a street when they saw a Ferrari parked next to a lamp. A genie explodes and says that they can each have one wish granted by the genie. The black man asked for all black people to be equal in all situations. The genie grants the wish, allowing him to see the future. The Mexican asks for all the Mexican workers to be in the same work force as him and be able to have him and his family in a good working environment. The genie grants the wish, allowing him to work in Mexico. The white man asks for all his family to be in the same town and be able to all be in a good quality environment. The genie grants the wish, allowing him to see his family in a good neighborhood. Missing persons do not report to the police. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." but it was too cheesy.
He's a real nutcase But I don't have the balls to do it. They are both fucking close to water. But the queue was just too much. I replied, "No thanks, she's not that ugly." No wonder I can't get a date! They were both first cousins