What do you call a cow with no legs? a veegraag! badum tssshhh
Juan Cuz it's the only time I see a black guy hanging It's only natural that a country singer writes a song about their love life. A country singer writes a song about their love life You can still drop them off anywhere. Ground beef Because they always draw the perfect circle Because they're all dead.
But I had a change of heart Dyslexia A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with this." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?" "Yes I do." says the lady. The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!" The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." He's always scanning the scene. I know that's not true, but I heard he nails it! Julius Seizure Because he can't tell the time
But I'm not gonna try it. It was a real slap in the faith. I can do it with my eyes closed I don't know and I don't care. At the time I didn't understand why the police felt the need to alert the public so early in the morning. I thought it was the R I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. So I went home.
It's the wurst... And then I saw her face... He was a great man, but a terrible cabinet maker. We call him the Pious One In a Diemone. I guess I'll just have to wait for it to roll down I can't afford it. I'm not sure if it's because she's still wearing it or because the rest of the family is there. Either way it makes the rest of the funeral a bit awkward.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. Because he is an orange. It's just another way of saying I'm a dick They use the same brand of playboy underwear. I never knew my real ladder. That's why I'm a serial rapist. Just kidding, she's not home Giving them a small loan of a million dollars
It's a shitty job, you know. But you guys still give me nuts. I'm not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend. I'll ask her about it later They were top knot. Cause they can't even. Because it's a gas planet. She's an expert in self-defecating humor. How do you ruin a joke? Now she has to fill my goddamn hole