What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? a milk dud!
They both like to crack open a cold one. My friend thinks he's smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. One day a man and his wife were driving down a road when they ran out of gas. They saw a sign that said "gas station 2 miles" so they stopped. There was no one there so they went to look for gas station 2 miles. They walked up the road and they came upon a small store with a sign that said "gas station 2 miles" so they stopped. There was no one there so they went in and got a drink and the man said to the bartender "I'm hungry can I have some food". The bartender gave the food and the man said "can I get a beer". The bartender gave the beer and the man said "can I have a toothpick". The bartender gave the toothpick and the man said "are you sure this is a good idea".. The bartender said "yes, keep them here". The man said "thank you, but I think there's gas coming from the engine" ...and they're still celebrating! It's bad luck to be superstitious. Well, he really went out of his way to be nice to everyone. My mother would always tell me "you're very handsome". And I always responded with "oh, that's nice". My father would tell me "you're very smart". And I always responded with "oh, that's nice". My grandfather would tell me "you're very old". And I would always say "that's nice". And then they would both stop and say "are you fucking sure".
I think I'm going to have to let her in. Because they're trans-parent! Lettuce pray. The bartender says "sorry we don't serve noble gasses here" Helium didn't react. The bartender says "sorry we don't serve noble gasses here" Helium didn't react. He had a black eye. They'd be mean.
Because it's very time consuming. On the other hand, I am completely fine. When the guy takes the bet, the man sitting at the table says to him, I'm a gambler One day, a young boy came home from school and said to his father, "Dad, guess what? I've got a fusilli bf in my hand." The father was very surprised and asked, "What? How in the world does a fusilli bf have a fusilli bf?" The son answered, "Dad, when I was in the bath, I heard my mom say, 'I want a fusili bf,' so I told her, 'I want a fusili bf, please'," and he said, "Why?" The son answered, "Because, once I was in the bathroom and my dad was in the bath, my mom looked at it, and said, 'What do you want, fusili bf?'" If you don't have an axe, you're fucked He told me to stop going through his backdoor. Its been a good few years and I'm still single
I hope your happy now. Don't worry, they'll tell you. A pie I guess they are known for their outsights. She was going to order me a chicken sandwich when I mentioned the problem of no one ever wanting to be with me. The one with the most branches! He was charged with water gun