What do you call a car made out of canadians? a klondike.
It was a play on words. It's a trial process. A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him To get to the other bride. The Zebra But I can't seem to get it to sign anything at all A well, actually... And off he went. Shortly thereafter, he ran into a cow. He spoke with the horse and said, "Hello, my name is Cess."
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them Because they want everyone to notice them. A: You have to have a good partner. Because they're all dead I was just sitting there doing nothing You let her finish the bottle. I was in the middle of big discussion with my son about what to buy for our anniversary. I have a list of things I want and he is all out of ideas. He finally says, "I've got everything I am going to buy, but there is one thing I wanted to get you..." He paused for a moment and then added, "In exchange for that, I would like to have sex with you." I was like, "What?! Why?!" He responded, "So you won't get bored with sex?" I said, "Yes, I guess I won't get bored." He responded, "Well, if you're bored, you're not going to need to have sex with me." I said, "Yeah, that's good enough for me." We then proceeded to have sex. When I was done, I looked at him and said, "Well, how was it?" He replied, "Great! I guess you weren't that in the mood." You can't, they're too dark.
I'm sure there are more, but I can't spell. The worst part is I'm a necrophiliac I never knew my real ladder Because no one wants them in your head he was in the middle of 9/11 The holocaust Don't pay her Because he was a Clinton.
He was a little schist. It ended in a tie Because he's a dino-saur! I'll have to ask her about it when she gets home. It's the only way I'll see my family again. But it's so hard The lawyer says: - Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because shes crazy. Mickey replies: - I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy! I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day
I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended. Not everyone gets it. The first two, however, are hilarious. ...I don't know who you are but I will find your head if you leave my town! It's called the Xbox pun. He was a good kid. Because it's all about the action and the excitement and that's why you're in a box full of pancakes. The Twins.
It's the bar-o-quo. It's called the Bar-o-quo-bae. A mother-in-law Being the center of a tension. The other says, "I never asked you to marry me because that would defeat the porpoise." Swim with poof. He was caught drinking on the job. I'm just glad they finally stopped calling.