What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist!
It's called a pair of socks, because socks give you health There's an open spot at the top of the slide He was too far out man But all he got was a house in the ass. Because they can't even. Not much. Just like their kids. Please hurry, I have two patients that I need to tell..." A man is going to marry his girlfriend. Once they get to the hotel they are greeted by a beautiful woman in a white dress who is staying at the reception desk. "Oh my word! I've been asked to marry this lucky gal!" He exclaims. "There is a 10 year waiting list". She replies.
I was in a car accident last week. The doctors said I will be all right, but I lost the feeling in my left hand. I've done it 5 times I didn't know that we had a vaseline for emergencies. Which is funny, given the last three times he screwed it up. Because he was having a mid life crisis Eggs are crying at 3 in the morning. It's fucking r/aww Apparently, that's how you get hit by a bus.
They don't know where home is. I said: "Hi pregnant, I'm dad!" Because they're always sadistic. Sinko-de-mayo. A pupil. Because he can't do stand up. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" Because they believe that "big macs" is the only valid way to get a head.
Roll up her sleeve. You would think it would be R, but his first love be the C. I don't know but it's more than 4 because my basement is still dark. I'm glad I'm in the 1% I mean, I can't believe that they'd have anything to do with me! Ahda. I won. You're fired!
I don't know, but it sure isn't going to be a kid in a Barbie doll. She was charged with a misdaweiner. She is stalin' for time. The first picture is her driving over a bridge and after the shoot, she's crying, and the doctor says, "I'm sorry ma'am, but you're going to have to stop masturbating." And the woman says, "Why, is it so I can carry this around?" The doctor says, "No, it's so we can identify the scene." Because they're always raving. Nacho Cheese!! It was really time consuming. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!" A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." So I fucked her 4 times and punched her in the face. Ten tickles Later on, he furiously searches for it, but it's basically gone. Because they are the only ones who can handle breaking shit. I said, "what do you mean?" It seems the bartender didn't get the memo that the bar was for disabled people.