What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist!
He says "uno, dos..." and then disappears without a tres. I said "I'm a big metal fan" So I could fit her socks into the drawer Because the cows didn't moo! It's a piece of cake! Because he never lands.
He made a spectacle of himself. I've never seen a pair of tits there before I said "I didn't know they had phones there." It was a shih tzu. The only way they ever get a head is if they have sex. I guess I'm just not a fan of empty calories
Now they have security cameras My next bowel movement could spell disaster. So I guess that means I'm not a man. It's called "I Can Make Your Hands Flap" I told him I had a few Twix up my sleeve. It's always "is Pepsi okay?"
He was so excited he got a German Shepherd. I told him it's not a great idea, they'll be scenting everywhere. She was a real 10/10. But still funny if you fucked her. You can't jelly your dick up someone's ass. The ereptile dysfunction I'm sorry I just couldn't resist. It's 20:45 and it's still down