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What did the ghost say to the dead body? you look very ditched.

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Their last big hit was The Wall It was a bit Chewy. I don't know why, I'm just the pilot. The waiter came over and asked them what they would like to eat. The first man said, "I'll have some H2O." The second man said, "I'll have some H2O too." The second waiter replied, "We don't both know what you mean, sir." Because they're dead. Then it hit me. Because she's fucking crazy

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'" ...and the joke is on you. I'm having a lot of trouble getting hard. Rolaids Funny how my foreskin has turned into a penis, and I'm completely fine with that. He was a real stand-up guy. "I'm not Willie Nelson."

I'm not sure, but it's definitely not Z. My landlord refused to give me any if I was gonna bang my wife. You can't milk a cow for 14 years It was the best dam program I've ever seen. But the director thought it was a little too cheesy. ...the only thing I could ever get with an R2-D2 I would rate it 5/7

The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan." She said it was because I was fucking stupid and forgetting to use a condom It's a dell is the word on the street at the moment. ...and today I learned that if you are midget in bed any longer, you will have to change your name to someone else. Apparently, no-one likes the idea that I could be Mark Zuckerberg. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. You can't gargle sand.

It's like a French Kiss, but with a little English He said "no" both times. It's where I flip your MOM over They're both fucking close to water 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data A quadriplegic after a house fire. He was a co-op coe.

With a new company called 'Elon Musk'. Him: "What's your name?" They are always up to something. They always come in a little behind. I'm not here to brag, but they sure do make some pretty nice sandwiches. He had a big dick. Because he's got a chip on his shoulder

Author: Photo of author Andy Finley Andy Finley
Published on June 8, 2022
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