What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for his birthday? cancer.

It's just my way of saying I don't want you hanging Because they're my *gate*. Because that would be a little bit of a Crab story. I'm not sure how to feel about it. They're both fucking close to water. Sit on my face until it dies. Because they're always a bit one-sided I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there.
Raid They're sure to get a raise He couldn't do it afterall Because they're big fans of bears. From 7th base. A guy walks into a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" The girl is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The guy says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there. One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
They both need changing regularly, for the exact same reason. ...it's called a cell phone Because 1.6 MB is the absolute minimum. I said, "Okay, but it's going to be hard." She said no both times. ... And he sees a sign that says "The Best Restaurant in the City." Curious, he goes inside and orders the restaurant. After he is served his meal, he sees a sign that says "The Best Restaurant in the World." Surprised, he goes in and orders the "best restaurant in the world." After he is served his meal, he sees a sign that says "The Best Restaurant on this Road." Furious, he storms into the manager's office, demanding an explanation for the sign. The manager looks at him and says "Hey, don't you think 2+2 is better than 4?" She wasn't wearing a seatbelt Haha no you haven't you idiot
Haha no you haven't you idiot A bad dog. He'd be Rob Gronk if he had a libido. He's always on your side. It was playing softball. The doctor says I'm physically okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. They're just plane wrong. An astronaut you racist bastard!
It was a Shih Tzu I told her to sit down and shut up. And she did And the bartender says "what can I get you Mr President?" You don't get them at the mall! He was a very smart cookie. Because he was outstanding in his field. I guess you could say I was on a roll! but it's not a very good one
He was part of the drill team. He could make them quiver when he delivered. He was a little shellfish I didn't have a car, so I converted to Christianity. Now I'm a hitman. I'm not sure if I should come prepared. ..there's a man sitting in the cubicle next to him saying "ouch". A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" He's a little hoarse.
