Upvote my tweets! they say i'm being sarcastic! you say that, i say that, and we fight!
It's a bad habit of mine Being home-schooled sucks. -They're both full of Arab seamen. It's a bad habit of mine. I would be a billionaire Yeah they are the, "no smokestack" rock band.
I'm just wondering how they got in there. just cat me :) Ghostbusters! I was really upset when I found out it was way more fun than I thought it would be. I was pretty confident I wouldn't be able to last more than a month. She thought it was a fart. I just love a positive difference.
He said "I don't know doc, it's still a parent." You've been hit by, you've been swallowed by, you've been fucked by, and you've been shot by a Mexican. A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" All he's doing is selling the moms-story that "heshehe! reichuch!" I have no eye deer he said it's nice but I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch".
because he was outstanding in his field I guess that makes it an unspeakable tragedy. I'm tired. I've been feeling a little under the weather I'm feeling pretty close to a quaranteen. ...and then it dawned on me.
A man walks into a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." I mean, I was at a win-locked job interview in a casino last night, and they asked me to get my license, I said "sure, whatever makes you happy to get it back". They told me to do something embarrassing, so I went to the bathroom. When I came out, the interviewer was standing there, a woman in her mid fifties wearing a low cut shirt, heels and sandals, and she was wearing a low cut blouse with a zipper that was barely an inch wide. The interviewer said "Did you do it for the job?" I said "yeah, the job." I don't feel like I have any friends yet. In a hospital, a woman is having her baby. Suddenly, she feels the presence of the doctor. She says: "Doctor, I think my baby is dying". Doctor responds: "I'm sorry, that's not my job, but I have a lot of patients here, and I'm afraid I am out of my depth". In little Nazis. Me: "I don't like brussel sprouts"