Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted.
I want to buy a Bulk discount. ... I can't tell if they're laced or not. I'm pretty sure it was because they were maggots. I guess that makes me a fool. It really tickles my fancy. He was a real drag. She was kind and always accommodating.
It's really starting to grow on me. A bull-dozer. I don't know why, I just wanted to make a difference. The whole thing was a poor joke. He's a man after my own heart. You can unscrew a lightbulb. They both have a sixth sense for when it's really the end of their sentence.
I'm a huge metal fan. It's really rocking my world. He's got a big heart, but a little prick. I'd be able to reduce almost all of my debt to $0.75 A young man was once caught stealing from a store. The police station said it was the second time he had been caught in just a week. The police asked if he would be interested in spending the night in jail for the crime. The young man replied, "Of course, but can I just stay in jail for the night? I promise not even a peep." The police say they will, and lock him in the basement for the night. They ask him to speak his first words. He says, "I would like the milk and bread to warm up. Please, spare me the company of the maid. I will be back in due course." The police lock him in the basement again, and ask him where he is going. He says, "To the milk and bread." The police say, "Wow, and you are the first prisoner to tell me where you are going. Is it the jail? The cemetery? I'll never believe it! You must be going to Heaven. The young man says, "No, no, no, there is no need to be so specific. I need to talk to my wife." "Well, it's just that I have been caught stealing from a store. The police informed me you stole from the store twice, and that you are now under arrest for each crime separately. I just hope you will understand that there is a mistake." "Oh, no," said the young man. "The things I stole are so small that it's not really a big deal." "What do you mean?" asked the police officer. "Well, the first time I stole the eggs, I didn't even have time to clean them. The second time, the chicken was very old. The third time, the eggs were stale. I was just too stupid to care. I just kept stealing from the store." "You can explain yourself, young man", said the police officer. "Well, the eggs didn't get cleaned. I was just too stupid to be offended." But I never know if they're vegan or not ...I always thought they were the bomb! Because it's the only time, ever, they can get stuck with a sentence.
The doctors said the damage must be super severe. It's called a "Mosh Pit" And I'm a serial killer. He then unscrews the mainsailant The only thing that blew up in Florida was the football team. An old man with Alzheimer's is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise when he sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something in a kiddie train. He yells out, Hey! What ya got there kid?" The kid yells back I've just been fired from my job as a bus driver. They asked me to sit behind a ticket machine and blew a fuse. Luckily I was wearing one and I still managed to blow all of them.
If you can't cum let me know. Dress her up as an altar boy He lost his right hand in an accident. Because I've never seen a mother fucker with a kid. But I feel like I've only been fingering minors. He was simply too kneady. The kid is 9 years old, cute, thin and not really tall.
It's a rip off. Oh the iron-y A Spanish magician says that he will disappear on the count of three. He says "uno...dos..." then POOF! He disappeared without a tres. I'm a bit of an ex-spec. Because it was A minor. Binary stars. You meet a guy who doesn't know you're playing the blues. You get to know one another and he probably knows you. You play blues and I'll play blues. We play blues then he plays blues. We play blues then he plays blues again. The first time we play blues he plays Jimi Hendrix. The second time he plays Bono. The last time you play blues he plays Bono. So you ask what's going on? He replies, "I can't tell you. The odds are that if I play a blues I'm gonna end up onstage with a busted nut!"