What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
Dude, girl. I hate how you just blanked everyone
I'm not a racist! racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
I'm obsessed with writing thank you cards for weddings. i keep them for myself.
Yeah, in the movie he tried to kill himself but he was saved.
What do you call a nun that only eats bones and not food? a roamin' catholic
I'm just a guy who has a lot of anxiety and needs to vent a lot. Any suggestions?
If i knew how to fly i would. - banned from dior
I'm pretty good at four things: 1) typing 2) typing 3) typing 4) typing
What's the difference between a boy band and a porno? the porno usually doesn't suck.