What do you call a girl who watches kim kardashian? a baeist
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
Man walks into a bar... ...and he's all out of milk
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
What did the bodybuilder say to his doctor before he ripped his pants? i need a whey.
I'm not racist because being racist is a crime. and vice versa.
What do you call a baboon without any fingers? a pretty one!
What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde joke?
You said you were a nt.mod? i'm a mod and you're not allowed to be one.
My girlfriend is like a trampoline. i never stand for it.
I like my women like i like my whiskey... ...locked down in my basement
