I'm not a racist! racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a lisp? lucidile dysfunction.
I blew 100 bucks in a vending machine. now i have $35 in student loans.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs being strangled? a rope thrower.
What does a redneck do at a christmas party? he raisin-ado.
What do you call a baboon without any fingers? a pretty one!
What do you call a juror who acquits someone without a case? a verdict in the case.
Why did the vampire miss work? he was feeling a bit of a snooze.
What's the difference between a dark horse and a favorite parrot? a favorite parrot has a long tail.
What's the difference between a sow and a cow? about three inches
Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only one with a dream.
I love a good haiku :D
What do you call a nun that only eats bones and not food? a roamin' catholic
What's the difference between a French braid and a french woobie ? about 3 centimeters
If you don't like the way i drive then get off the hood of my car.