My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
What do you call a mexican who has just lost his car? carlos
I saw a woman wearing camouflage pants the other day. i said, i really see your colors.
I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four
I'm a bit of a tall to be honest, but I feel short because of my height.
I'm a huge fan of 70s rock... it always brings me back.
How did hitler like his mashed potatoes? just the best.
I'm on it, but I'm not very good at it. I only manage to do 6-8 work weeks.
I swear I read it as “The Wild,” but it’s really confusing. It sounds like a song title I would say.
I'm not a huge fan of bacon.
What's the difference between a dark horse and a favorite parrot? a favorite parrot has a long tail.
