I just want to say I’m sorry for what I’ve done. That’s a lot to ask, tho.
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.
I'm 21 and haven't had a kiss yet
What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.
How do you make a hormone? don't fuck her.
What do you get when you mix a rock and a tree? arkansas