What's the difference between a jewish parent and a jewish rapist? the last person they fucked was white.
What's the worst thing that has happened to you so far in 2017?
How did the blind guy die? he watched the monster
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
What do you call a mexican who has just lost his car? carlos
Why did the mexican man throw his wife out the window? tequila.
What do you call a car made out of canadians? a klondike.
My old jokes are just like my punchlines.. old jokes die hard.
Yeah, in the movie he tried to kill himself but he was saved.
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
So a baby seal walks into a club... ...
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? dam
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
Why was the airport frustrated? because they were all waiting in a terminal.