What's the difference between a french fry and an onion? i don't cry when i'm chopping up the french fry.
What do you call a dinosaur with tourette's syndrome. a doyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? an epileptic.
Dude, girl. I hate how you just blanked everyone
I had to ban facebook it turns out i was too emotional.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.