What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four
Dude, girl. I hate how you just blanked everyone
Why didn't the blonde go to the strip club? because she didn't want to get fucked.
I would like to see this! *IMPORTANT UPDATE*
What's the difference between a french fry and an onion? i don't cry when i'm chopping up the french fry.
What did the bodybuilder say to his doctor before he ripped his pants? i need a whey.
What kind of shoe does a skeleton wear? sneakers
So do I. Then do I. Then do I. Now do I.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? i'll tell you the rest tomorrow.
What do you get when you cross a letter of the alphabet with some random element? an itchy finger
I can't tell if it's because its commercials just seem weird or if it's just weird to watch adverts on YouTube.
Wanna hear a joke that starts with a limb and ends with you?