What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
What's the difference between a white baby and a black guy? a white guy can't shoot guns.
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
I love not being able to do one of my own things.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
How does a pirate greet each other? cruz
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
My girlfriend is like a trampoline. i never stand for it.
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
