What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
What do they call a black person flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
What did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs being strangled? a rope thrower.
How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*
What did the bodybuilder say to his doctor before he ripped his pants? i need a whey.
If i knew how to fly i would. - banned from dior
