Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
My old jokes are just like my punchlines.. old jokes die hard.
Why do white people have nightmares? because we just shot him.
I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
I'm not sure what I'm doing...
What do you call a snarky criminal walking down a dark alley? a wagga wagga
What does a german say when you tell him to change his ways? danke.