At least it's not the type of repetitive, in-your-face harassment that made me so afraid.
My girlfriend says she's done masturbating all day. i couldn't be happier.
What do you call a cow with no legs? a veegraag! badum tssshhh
Dude, girl. I hate how you just blanked everyone
*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
How do you explain the french revolution to a chinese? with long words
Why didn't the blonde go to the strip club? because she didn't want to get fucked.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!