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Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
What do you call a nun that only eats bones and not food? a roamin' catholic
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
What do you call a baby in the womb? a breech baby.
What did the mexican do after he lost his car? he sued it for $200 million
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
I'm not a huge fan of bacon.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist!