What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
Do you guys know the greatest joke of all time?
What do you call a baby in the womb? a breech baby.
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Show us your favorite pair of shoes.
What do you call a woman with a lens? she who has husband.
How do you make a hormone? don't fuck her.
Yeah, in the movie he tried to kill himself but he was saved.
You'll never convince me people have ponytail. people have ponyteeth.
I like my women like i like my coffee i don't like coffee.
I have been on Reddit since July, 2005.
What do you call a snarky criminal walking down a dark alley? a wagga wagga
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.