I've heard about this place! I'm going to check it out!
What do you call a hairdresser with no clients? a nobody-thing!
How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*
Why did the vampire miss work? he was feeling a bit of a snooze.
No, but I'm definitely interested.
How did hitler like his mashed potatoes? just the best.
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
What do you call a snake with no eyes? a lou-resear
What do you call a bird with a rudder on its head? a passer-by.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
I'm a bit of a tall to be honest, but I feel short because of my height.
What is a cannibal's favorite meal? an 'ugly.'
So i went to a barber shop yesterday... ...and asked for a burn!