What do you call a person who steals a clock? a time stealt.
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
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What do you call a man who is very comfortable in his own skin? a hypeman
What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde joke?
Hey baby, are you a three ring circus? cause i want you to come all the way.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? aarrg!
How do you start a race with a hobbit? toss a coin.
What does a german say when you tell him to change his ways? danke.
I'm not your friend, buddy.