How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*
How does a redneck find a needle in a haystack? lucky, hes pretty handy.
What's the difference between a sow and a cow? about three inches
Dogs are the only animals that have a pointy nose
I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
I always wanted a pet rottweiler. That is, until I found this comment.
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
I love a good haiku :D
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
I got bit by a 2 legged dog last night. the vet said surgery is on the table.
What do you call a baby in the womb? a breech baby.
What do you call a baby in the womb? a breech baby.
