What's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench can support a family.
I like my slaves like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in a can.
Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
Why does little finger always feel hungry? because he's a rasberry.
What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist.
What did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells.
I want to know what your favourite place on Reddit is
I don't see the problem. I'm Muslim and I'm so want to eat pho so I can eat pork.
I always wanted a pet rottweiler. That is, until I found this comment.
Women are like magnets. i like holding them in your hand and shaking them.
Why was the airport frustrated? because they were all waiting in a terminal.
How do you start a race with a hobbit? toss a coin.