I like my slaves like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in a can.
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
So do I. Then do I. Then do I. Now do I.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
What is something that starts with f and ends with uck? fuck
I love a good haiku :D
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
I always wanted a pet rottweiler. That is, until I found this comment.