What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dictator ha..ha..ha..
I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
I'm not racist because being racist is a crime. and vice versa.
What do you call a gay guy in prison? jerk-off
If you are in NYC and know it, send me a convo
I have a coffee date with my fiancé tomorrow.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
I swear I read it as “The Wild,” but it’s really confusing. It sounds like a song title I would say.
You'll never convince me people have ponytail. people have ponyteeth.
Hmm I doubt it. I'm a girl, after all.
