I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
Dude, girl. I hate how you just blanked everyone
I'm not a racist! racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What's an insect's favorite ice cream flavor? pretty fern.
What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
Why don't you tell us what you want before you start crying?
I'm not sure what I'm doing...
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
I don't see the problem. I'm Muslim and I'm so want to eat pho so I can eat pork.
Do you guys know the greatest joke of all time?
What is a pirate's favorite letter? aarrg!
No idea, but I’m sure the waffle flavor was great!