I've heard about this place! I'm going to check it out!
Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
I don't see the problem. I'm Muslim and I'm so want to eat pho so I can eat pork.
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
Yeah, in the movie he tried to kill himself but he was saved.
What did the bodybuilder say to his doctor before he ripped his pants? i need a whey.
I'm sorry i said your baby looked like a gorilla when you told me to stop feeding it
What do you get when you hang nt from the titanic? white water rafting.
I had to ban facebook it turns out i was too emotional.
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
That's good. I hope the new character is great.
