What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
How did hitler like his mashed potatoes? just the best.
I'm not racist, i have several slaves. i'd like to teach you how to read.
My girlfriend says she's done masturbating all day. i couldn't be happier.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
No matter how much i try to be positive, i'm always negative
I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
I was wondering who it was that said "You are not a robot" I now have an answer
I can't tell if it's because its commercials just seem weird or if it's just weird to watch adverts on YouTube.
I'm obsessed with writing thank you cards for weddings. i keep them for myself.
What did the prawn say to the other prawn? could you please cut it open?
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
